Mindful Musings


6/19/2004

Drunk Test

Filed under: — Mark @ 6:00 pm

Things That Are Difficult to Say When You’re Drunk:

  • Indubitably
  • Innovative
  • Preliminary
  • Proliferation
  • Cinnamon

Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You’re Drunk:

  • Specificity
  • “Cogito ergo sum.”
  • British Constitution
  • Passive-aggressive disorder
  • Loquacious
  • Transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You’re Drunk:

  • Nope, no more booze for me!
  • Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
  • Good evening, Officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
  • Oh, I just couldn’t—no one wants to hear me sing!

Via: Sarah, a good friend of mine.

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