HOST: Welcome to The Answer Is
Kim Jong-Il, the only game show in the entire world. Today?s first combatant is Paek Song-Ryol, a street-sweeper from Kaesong Industrial Region who
enjoys chess, ideology, and foraging for edible grasses. Comrade Paek,
our informants indicate that you have not smiled since Juche year 71,
or the imperialist year 1989. The Great Leader [...]
We?ll level with you. This
unit wasn?t actually made by a company called ?HacVision?, and this
model isn?t really called ?Cease & Desist?. See, the original
manufacturers were forced to change their name shortly after they
birthed this eminently hackable GPS device.
We can?t tell you who it was, but let?s just say a Major American
Company objected to a vague [...]
Dear Mrs [REDACTED],
You may already know this, but in
case Alex has neglected to tell you, I am assigning him to detention
for one hour this Friday, June 8th. The reason is as follows:
Alex
consistently defied me. During class he contradicted me numerous times
when I insisted that any iPod was inherently superior to any Sandisk MP3
player of equal [...]
Before it was an Axel or a Mark, “Foley” was a Jack, as in the guy who pretty much invented movie sound effects. They call sound-effects guys “Foley artists” now, in tribute to the dude. As fascinating as Foley artistry is to listen to, we’ve decided that it’s much more interesting to watch, hence this [...]
Just so you know: these shipments will leave our warehouse on Monday, but you might not get yours by Father’s Day.
Time for another visit with Big Trev and the Fix-It Professor! One
is an expert handyman and home-improvement guru ? the other is a heavy
man for the hardest firm in Merseyside. What do you think of [...]
It?s the time of the season
When hurricanes run high
In this time, you need a flashlight
You can power with batteries
Or your hands
The WeatherX Dynamo
Just in case the big one hits
It?s the time of the season for hurricanes
What?s your name?
Where?s your flashlight?
Is it hand-cranked like mine?
Have you listened
To the NOAA band
That tells you what to do to [...]
Yeah, I got the face of a Tom Waits hero but she still sits next to me at the bar. A woman like that, a woman like that makes a man feel like a Belkin 2.4 MultiMedia Keyboard w/IR. She makes me feel so full of life, just like the built in USB cord means [...]
We come before you in atonement. Looking at it in the hard light of day, it seems our contest 126 theme - Show us some unexpected ways to make sound effects - was a little on the lame side. We were disappointed that the vast majority of the entries basically pasted a boom mic into [...]
Sadly, the classic 1980 motion picture starring the Village People got it wrong: sometimes, you can
stop the music. Especially if your name is Low Battery Power, and said
music is played by an iPod. In that case, you?ll find the music
eminently stoppable.
The Nyko iBoost may not completely
fulfill the promise made by the Indian, the Cowboy, the [...]
Tommy Baritoni watched the photo print roll out of the HP Photosmart 3210 All in One Printer. Ah, that?s the stuff, he thought, admiring the full-color portrait of his favorite band in all their early-?80s glory, headbands, keytars, and all. They stopped making bands like Journey anymore, but I still believe.
Tommy checked his watch and [...]
Step behind the curtain, if you dare, into a world of passion, intrigue, and passionate intrigue. We asked you to Show us candid, behind-the-scenes shots of the “stars” of last week’s Woot-Off. What we saw shocked, astonished, amazed, delighted, disgusted, and martinized our very souls. The most insightful glimpses backstage:
First Prize - $100 daj59 - [...]
Danielle: And I was just totally like, ?Dad, are you
trying to embarrass me to death, or are you actually stupid enough to
think that beret hat is cool?? Then he gave me another fifty dollars,
and I was like ?Finally! Come back and pick us up at 10:30. And don?t
wear that hat.? Oh, my God. Don?t look [...]
HOST: Welcome to The Answer Is
Kim Jong-Il, the only game show in the entire world. Today?s first combatant is Paek Song-Ryol, a street-sweeper from Kaesong Industrial Region who
enjoys chess, ideology, and foraging for edible grasses. Comrade Paek,
our informants indicate that you have not smiled since Juche year 71,
or the imperialist year 1989. The Great Leader [...]
Before it was an Axel or a Mark, “Foley” was a Jack, as in the guy who pretty much invented movie sound effects. They call sound-effects guys “Foley artists” now, in tribute to the dude. As fascinating as Foley artistry is to listen to, we’ve decided that it’s much more interesting to watch, hence this [...]
We?ll level with you. This
unit wasn?t actually made by a company called ?HacVision?, and this
model isn?t really called ?Cease & Desist?. See, the original
manufacturers were forced to change their name shortly after they
birthed this eminently hackable GPS device.
We can?t tell you who it was, but let?s just say a Major American
Company objected to a vague [...]
Just so you know: these shipments will leave our warehouse on Monday, but you might not get yours by Father’s Day.
Time for another visit with Big Trev and the Fix-It Professor! One
is an expert handyman and home-improvement guru ? the other is a heavy
man for the hardest firm in Merseyside. What do you think of [...]
Dear Mrs [REDACTED],
You may already know this, but in
case Alex has neglected to tell you, I am assigning him to detention
for one hour this Friday, June 8th. The reason is as follows:
Alex
consistently defied me. During class he contradicted me numerous times
when I insisted that any iPod was inherently superior to any Sandisk MP3
player of equal [...]
Yeah, I got the face of a Tom Waits hero but she still sits next to me at the bar. A woman like that, a woman like that makes a man feel like a Belkin 2.4 MultiMedia Keyboard w/IR. She makes me feel so full of life, just like the built in USB cord means [...]
It?s the time of the season
When hurricanes run high
In this time, you need a flashlight
You can power with batteries
Or your hands
The WeatherX Dynamo
Just in case the big one hits
It?s the time of the season for hurricanes
What?s your name?
Where?s your flashlight?
Is it hand-cranked like mine?
Have you listened
To the NOAA band
That tells you what to do to [...]
Sadly, the classic 1980 motion picture starring the Village People got it wrong: sometimes, you can
stop the music. Especially if your name is Low Battery Power, and said
music is played by an iPod. In that case, you?ll find the music
eminently stoppable.
The Nyko iBoost may not completely
fulfill the promise made by the Indian, the Cowboy, the [...]
Danielle: And I was just totally like, ?Dad, are you
trying to embarrass me to death, or are you actually stupid enough to
think that beret hat is cool?? Then he gave me another fifty dollars,
and I was like ?Finally! Come back and pick us up at 10:30. And don?t
wear that hat.? Oh, my God. Don?t look [...]
A lot of vacuum cleaners make big promises. But when it comes
time to vote for the vacuum that?s right for your floors, wouldn?t you
rather trust one with experience?
?I?m the Dyson DC 14 Upright
Bagless Vacuum, and here?s my promise to you: for as long as I serve in
office, I pledge to get every room as clean [...]
Step behind the curtain, if you dare, into a world of passion, intrigue, and passionate intrigue. We asked you to Show us candid, behind-the-scenes shots of the “stars” of last week’s Woot-Off. What we saw shocked, astonished, amazed, delighted, disgusted, and martinized our very souls. The most insightful glimpses backstage:
First Prize - $100 daj59 - [...]
HOST: Welcome to The Answer Is
Kim Jong-Il, the only game show in the entire world. Today?s first combatant is Paek Song-Ryol, a street-sweeper from Kaesong Industrial Region who
enjoys chess, ideology, and foraging for edible grasses. Comrade Paek,
our informants indicate that you have not smiled since Juche year 71,
or the imperialist year 1989. The Great Leader [...]
Before it was an Axel or a Mark, “Foley” was a Jack, as in the guy who pretty much invented movie sound effects. They call sound-effects guys “Foley artists” now, in tribute to the dude. As fascinating as Foley artistry is to listen to, we’ve decided that it’s much more interesting to watch, hence this [...]
We?ll level with you. This
unit wasn?t actually made by a company called ?HacVision?, and this
model isn?t really called ?Cease & Desist?. See, the original
manufacturers were forced to change their name shortly after they
birthed this eminently hackable GPS device.
We can?t tell you who it was, but let?s just say a Major American
Company objected to a vague [...]
Dear Mrs [REDACTED],
You may already know this, but in
case Alex has neglected to tell you, I am assigning him to detention
for one hour this Friday, June 8th. The reason is as follows:
Alex
consistently defied me. During class he contradicted me numerous times
when I insisted that any iPod was inherently superior to any Sandisk MP3
player of equal [...]
Just so you know: these shipments will leave our warehouse on Monday, but you might not get yours by Father’s Day.
Time for another visit with Big Trev and the Fix-It Professor! One
is an expert handyman and home-improvement guru ? the other is a heavy
man for the hardest firm in Merseyside. What do you think of [...]
It?s the time of the season
When hurricanes run high
In this time, you need a flashlight
You can power with batteries
Or your hands
The WeatherX Dynamo
Just in case the big one hits
It?s the time of the season for hurricanes
What?s your name?
Where?s your flashlight?
Is it hand-cranked like mine?
Have you listened
To the NOAA band
That tells you what to do to [...]
Yeah, I got the face of a Tom Waits hero but she still sits next to me at the bar. A woman like that, a woman like that makes a man feel like a Belkin 2.4 MultiMedia Keyboard w/IR. She makes me feel so full of life, just like the built in USB cord means [...]
Sword high, teeth bared, storming the enemy battlements atop a
galloping steed, it?s eL CiD! Hero of the people, defender of the
nation, vanquisher of corrupt TVs! ?¡Avance, mis compañeros! I
bring you a new weapon in our struggle, a battering ram that will
shatter the tyranny of low-resolution video! Armed with the
Westinghouse 46? LTV-46W1 High Definition LCD TV, [...]
A lot of vacuum cleaners make big promises. But when it comes
time to vote for the vacuum that?s right for your floors, wouldn?t you
rather trust one with experience?
?I?m the Dyson DC 14 Upright
Bagless Vacuum, and here?s my promise to you: for as long as I serve in
office, I pledge to get every room as clean [...]
Danielle: And I was just totally like, ?Dad, are you
trying to embarrass me to death, or are you actually stupid enough to
think that beret hat is cool?? Then he gave me another fifty dollars,
and I was like ?Finally! Come back and pick us up at 10:30. And don?t
wear that hat.? Oh, my God. Don?t look [...]
Step behind the curtain, if you dare, into a world of passion, intrigue, and passionate intrigue. We asked you to Show us candid, behind-the-scenes shots of the “stars” of last week’s Woot-Off. What we saw shocked, astonished, amazed, delighted, disgusted, and martinized our very souls. The most insightful glimpses backstage:
First Prize - $100 daj59 - [...]
HOST: Welcome to The Answer Is
Kim Jong-Il, the only game show in the entire world. Today?s first combatant is Paek Song-Ryol, a street-sweeper from Kaesong Industrial Region who
enjoys chess, ideology, and foraging for edible grasses. Comrade Paek,
our informants indicate that you have not smiled since Juche year 71,
or the imperialist year 1989. The Great Leader [...]
We?ll level with you. This
unit wasn?t actually made by a company called ?HacVision?, and this
model isn?t really called ?Cease & Desist?. See, the original
manufacturers were forced to change their name shortly after they
birthed this eminently hackable GPS device.
We can?t tell you who it was, but let?s just say a Major American
Company objected to a vague [...]
Before it was an Axel or a Mark, “Foley” was a Jack, as in the guy who pretty much invented movie sound effects. They call sound-effects guys “Foley artists” now, in tribute to the dude. As fascinating as Foley artistry is to listen to, we’ve decided that it’s much more interesting to watch, hence this [...]
Dear Mrs [REDACTED],
You may already know this, but in
case Alex has neglected to tell you, I am assigning him to detention
for one hour this Friday, June 8th. The reason is as follows:
Alex
consistently defied me. During class he contradicted me numerous times
when I insisted that any iPod was inherently superior to any Sandisk MP3
player of equal [...]
Just so you know: these shipments will leave our warehouse on Monday, but you might not get yours by Father’s Day.
Time for another visit with Big Trev and the Fix-It Professor! One
is an expert handyman and home-improvement guru ? the other is a heavy
man for the hardest firm in Merseyside. What do you think of [...]
It?s the time of the season
When hurricanes run high
In this time, you need a flashlight
You can power with batteries
Or your hands
The WeatherX Dynamo
Just in case the big one hits
It?s the time of the season for hurricanes
What?s your name?
Where?s your flashlight?
Is it hand-cranked like mine?
Have you listened
To the NOAA band
That tells you what to do to [...]
Sword high, teeth bared, storming the enemy battlements atop a
galloping steed, it?s eL CiD! Hero of the people, defender of the
nation, vanquisher of corrupt TVs! ?¡Avance, mis compañeros! I
bring you a new weapon in our struggle, a battering ram that will
shatter the tyranny of low-resolution video! Armed with the
Westinghouse 46? LTV-46W1 High Definition LCD TV, [...]
It’s one thing to know how to draw. It’s quite another to know how to
“draw” using a mouse, Bezier curves, masks, clipping paths, and all the
other hoops Photoshop demands that you jump through. You practically
need an IS degree just to make a picture anymore.
Like a conduit
between the scribblers of the past and the e-scribblers of [...]
A lot of vacuum cleaners make big promises. But when it comes
time to vote for the vacuum that?s right for your floors, wouldn?t you
rather trust one with experience?
?I?m the Dyson DC 14 Upright
Bagless Vacuum, and here?s my promise to you: for as long as I serve in
office, I pledge to get every room as clean [...]
Danielle: And I was just totally like, ?Dad, are you
trying to embarrass me to death, or are you actually stupid enough to
think that beret hat is cool?? Then he gave me another fifty dollars,
and I was like ?Finally! Come back and pick us up at 10:30. And don?t
wear that hat.? Oh, my God. Don?t look [...]
Step behind the curtain, if you dare, into a world of passion, intrigue, and passionate intrigue. We asked you to Show us candid, behind-the-scenes shots of the “stars” of last week’s Woot-Off. What we saw shocked, astonished, amazed, delighted, disgusted, and martinized our very souls. The most insightful glimpses backstage:
First Prize - $100 daj59 - [...]
HOST: Welcome to The Answer Is
Kim Jong-Il, the only game show in the entire world. Today?s first combatant is Paek Song-Ryol, a street-sweeper from Kaesong Industrial Region who
enjoys chess, ideology, and foraging for edible grasses. Comrade Paek,
our informants indicate that you have not smiled since Juche year 71,
or the imperialist year 1989. The Great Leader [...]
We?ll level with you. This
unit wasn?t actually made by a company called ?HacVision?, and this
model isn?t really called ?Cease & Desist?. See, the original
manufacturers were forced to change their name shortly after they
birthed this eminently hackable GPS device.
We can?t tell you who it was, but let?s just say a Major American
Company objected to a vague [...]
Dear Mrs [REDACTED],
You may already know this, but in
case Alex has neglected to tell you, I am assigning him to detention
for one hour this Friday, June 8th. The reason is as follows:
Alex
consistently defied me. During class he contradicted me numerous times
when I insisted that any iPod was inherently superior to any Sandisk MP3
player of equal [...]
Before it was an Axel or a Mark, “Foley” was a Jack, as in the guy who pretty much invented movie sound effects. They call sound-effects guys “Foley artists” now, in tribute to the dude. As fascinating as Foley artistry is to listen to, we’ve decided that it’s much more interesting to watch, hence this [...]
Just so you know: these shipments will leave our warehouse on Monday, but you might not get yours by Father’s Day.
Time for another visit with Big Trev and the Fix-It Professor! One
is an expert handyman and home-improvement guru ? the other is a heavy
man for the hardest firm in Merseyside. What do you think of [...]
Due to large Woot-Off shipment volume (and to mess with the eBayers), shirt orders will not ship for APPROXIMATELY THREE WEEKS.
What?s this? There?s no screaming monkey here to see off this grueling three-day Woot-Off? Oh yes, there is. And it?s sitting in your chair, wearing your clothes, and thinking dirty thoughts about your significant [...]
It’s one thing to know how to draw. It’s quite another to know how to
“draw” using a mouse, Bezier curves, masks, clipping paths, and all the
other hoops Photoshop demands that you jump through. You practically
need an IS degree just to make a picture anymore.
Like a conduit
between the scribblers of the past and the e-scribblers of [...]
Sword high, teeth bared, storming the enemy battlements atop a
galloping steed, it?s eL CiD! Hero of the people, defender of the
nation, vanquisher of corrupt TVs! ?¡Avance, mis compañeros! I
bring you a new weapon in our struggle, a battering ram that will
shatter the tyranny of low-resolution video! Armed with the
Westinghouse 46? LTV-46W1 High Definition LCD TV, [...]
A lot of vacuum cleaners make big promises. But when it comes
time to vote for the vacuum that?s right for your floors, wouldn?t you
rather trust one with experience?
?I?m the Dyson DC 14 Upright
Bagless Vacuum, and here?s my promise to you: for as long as I serve in
office, I pledge to get every room as clean [...]
Danielle: And I was just totally like, ?Dad, are you
trying to embarrass me to death, or are you actually stupid enough to
think that beret hat is cool?? Then he gave me another fifty dollars,
and I was like ?Finally! Come back and pick us up at 10:30. And don?t
wear that hat.? Oh, my God. Don?t look [...]
Step behind the curtain, if you dare, into a world of passion, intrigue, and passionate intrigue. We asked you to Show us candid, behind-the-scenes shots of the “stars” of last week’s Woot-Off. What we saw shocked, astonished, amazed, delighted, disgusted, and martinized our very souls. The most insightful glimpses backstage:
First Prize - $100 daj59 - [...]
HOST: Welcome to The Answer Is
Kim Jong-Il, the only game show in the entire world. Today?s first combatant is Paek Song-Ryol, a street-sweeper from Kaesong Industrial Region who
enjoys chess, ideology, and foraging for edible grasses. Comrade Paek,
our informants indicate that you have not smiled since Juche year 71,
or the imperialist year 1989. The Great Leader [...]
We?ll level with you. This
unit wasn?t actually made by a company called ?HacVision?, and this
model isn?t really called ?Cease & Desist?. See, the original
manufacturers were forced to change their name shortly after they
birthed this eminently hackable GPS device.
We can?t tell you who it was, but let?s just say a Major American
Company objected to a vague [...]
Before it was an Axel or a Mark, “Foley” was a Jack, as in the guy who pretty much invented movie sound effects. They call sound-effects guys “Foley artists” now, in tribute to the dude. As fascinating as Foley artistry is to listen to, we’ve decided that it’s much more interesting to watch, hence this [...]
Dear Mrs [REDACTED],
You may already know this, but in
case Alex has neglected to tell you, I am assigning him to detention
for one hour this Friday, June 8th. The reason is as follows:
Alex
consistently defied me. During class he contradicted me numerous times
when I insisted that any iPod was inherently superior to any Sandisk MP3
player of equal [...]
Cute little piglet, huh? Just an innocent little toy, right? Wrong.
Just look into its eyes ? but don?t look too long, lest your psyche be
shattered. What soul could live behind those empty, staring eyes? What
dark agenda is hidden behind its chipper mask of porcine cheer? What
black heart beats inside this pink shell?
This pig is
nobody?s plaything. [...]
Bass! How low can you go? Death row? No, you won?t need to do
anything quite that drastic. We?ve got all the thump you could ever
need and more right here in this black wood-veneer box. Its birth
certificate says a/d/s HT12PS 12? Powered Single Reflex Subwoofer, but its friends call it ?WHAT??
Because it?s so booming-ass loud, [...]
Due to large Woot-Off shipment volume (and to mess with the eBayers), shirt orders will not ship for APPROXIMATELY THREE WEEKS.
What?s this? There?s no screaming monkey here to see off this grueling three-day Woot-Off? Oh yes, there is. And it?s sitting in your chair, wearing your clothes, and thinking dirty thoughts about your significant [...]
It’s one thing to know how to draw. It’s quite another to know how to
“draw” using a mouse, Bezier curves, masks, clipping paths, and all the
other hoops Photoshop demands that you jump through. You practically
need an IS degree just to make a picture anymore.
Like a conduit
between the scribblers of the past and the e-scribblers of [...]
Sword high, teeth bared, storming the enemy battlements atop a
galloping steed, it?s eL CiD! Hero of the people, defender of the
nation, vanquisher of corrupt TVs! ?¡Avance, mis compañeros! I
bring you a new weapon in our struggle, a battering ram that will
shatter the tyranny of low-resolution video! Armed with the
Westinghouse 46? LTV-46W1 High Definition LCD TV, [...]
A lot of vacuum cleaners make big promises. But when it comes
time to vote for the vacuum that?s right for your floors, wouldn?t you
rather trust one with experience?
?I?m the Dyson DC 14 Upright
Bagless Vacuum, and here?s my promise to you: for as long as I serve in
office, I pledge to get every room as clean [...]
Danielle: And I was just totally like, ?Dad, are you
trying to embarrass me to death, or are you actually stupid enough to
think that beret hat is cool?? Then he gave me another fifty dollars,
and I was like ?Finally! Come back and pick us up at 10:30. And don?t
wear that hat.? Oh, my God. Don?t look [...]
Step behind the curtain, if you dare, into a world of passion, intrigue, and passionate intrigue. We asked you to Show us candid, behind-the-scenes shots of the “stars” of last week’s Woot-Off. What we saw shocked, astonished, amazed, delighted, disgusted, and martinized our very souls. The most insightful glimpses backstage:
First Prize - $100 daj59 - [...]
HOST: Welcome to The Answer Is
Kim Jong-Il, the only game show in the entire world. Today?s first combatant is Paek Song-Ryol, a street-sweeper from Kaesong Industrial Region who
enjoys chess, ideology, and foraging for edible grasses. Comrade Paek,
our informants indicate that you have not smiled since Juche year 71,
or the imperialist year 1989. The Great Leader [...]
We?ll level with you. This
unit wasn?t actually made by a company called ?HacVision?, and this
model isn?t really called ?Cease & Desist?. See, the original
manufacturers were forced to change their name shortly after they
birthed this eminently hackable GPS device.
We can?t tell you who it was, but let?s just say a Major American
Company objected to a vague [...]
(beep) Hi, honey, it?s Mom. You know, you could stand to learn a thing or two from this Seiko SUJ343 Ladies
Bracelet Style Stainless Steel Watch. So elegant, so punctual. I bet
this watch would never dream of showing up forty minues late to her
nephew?s baptism, with her thong underwear peeking out from under her
pants. Do you [...]
Bass! How low can you go? Death row? No, you won?t need to do
anything quite that drastic. We?ve got all the thump you could ever
need and more right here in this black wood-veneer box. Its birth
certificate says a/d/s HT12PS 12? Powered Single Reflex Subwoofer, but its friends call it ?WHAT??
Because it?s so booming-ass loud, [...]
Cute little piglet, huh? Just an innocent little toy, right? Wrong.
Just look into its eyes ? but don?t look too long, lest your psyche be
shattered. What soul could live behind those empty, staring eyes? What
dark agenda is hidden behind its chipper mask of porcine cheer? What
black heart beats inside this pink shell?
This pig is
nobody?s plaything. [...]
Due to large Woot-Off shipment volume (and to mess with the eBayers), shirt orders will not ship for APPROXIMATELY THREE WEEKS.
What?s this? There?s no screaming monkey here to see off this grueling three-day Woot-Off? Oh yes, there is. And it?s sitting in your chair, wearing your clothes, and thinking dirty thoughts about your significant [...]
It’s one thing to know how to draw. It’s quite another to know how to
“draw” using a mouse, Bezier curves, masks, clipping paths, and all the
other hoops Photoshop demands that you jump through. You practically
need an IS degree just to make a picture anymore.
Like a conduit
between the scribblers of the past and the e-scribblers of [...]